Pins

Ow, oh why oh why?
I sat on a pin
It dug right in
It hurt my bum
Now it feels numb
Oh my, oh my, oh my

What are you asking now?
Did I hurt the pin
When it sunk in?
Pins have feelings
No, What, Really?
Well, I never, wow.

The pin now squealed at me
“Watch where you sit”
Ahh, now look at it
It’s bent in the middle
Oh what a riddle.
Was it a she or a he?